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A guy drives up next to us in a fancier Jeep with the top off, wearing a cutoff t-shirt & backwards hat, clean shaven, built arms, blasting "Girls Girls Girls" at about 9 AM.

Me: Wow, that guy looks like he's ready to get laid.
Sean: He probably stinks like cologne real bad.

Sean: I'm smarter than the average baby.

Me: (grabbing him around the chest, complaining about wearing a bra) Imagine something strapped around you right here all day.

Sean: (grabbing his manhood) Imagine carrying around this huge package all day!

Me: (laughing) So it's huge, huh?

Sean: Well, it's bigger than what you've got.

Trying to take something from Julian:

Sean: Man, you have a grip like a horse.
Me: laughing
Sean: Er, I mean, with his mouth.

Sean's thoughts on hummus:

Sean: Good hummus is great. Bad hummus is bad. And mediocre hummus I've never cared about.

I was thinking today, wouldn't it be great if one of the kids in "Prince Caspian" ran up to a lion and tried to hug it thinking it was Aslan but it wasn't, it was just a regular lion and it eats the kid?

Other pressing thoughts: I love Chris Matthews. Get him, Chris! Get him!

Wow. I've always heard that being a mother is the hardest job you can ever have but to tell you the truth, I always thought that was kind of bullshit. It's not.

Let me give you a rundown of my morning yesterday:
Woke up at 7 - first time I woke up before the baby maybe ever
Quick! Run to the kitchen, start coffee, put away dishes in dishwasher, pour cereal, do dishes between bites of cereal and sips of coffee
Baby wakes up, go get him and feel incredibly thankful that I had breakfast already

First thing in the morning, we are watching Julian sleep.

Me: Don't you just love him?
Sean: Of course.
Sean: It's like I told you, I'd kill you for him. In a heartbeat. Cut your head right off. If that's what he wanted.
Me: Sweet.
Sean: 'Cause technically, I'm not related to you.

(A commercial for a movie starring Dennis Quaid comes on TV.)

Sonya: Have you seen "The Big Easy"?
Sean: You always ask me that.
Sonya: Because that was Dennis Quaid's pinnacle of hotness.
Sean: (points down at his unmentionables) This is the pinnacle of hotness.
Sonya: You're an idiot.
Sean: Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Sean (from the other room): Watch some Smallville, catch a buzz...

Sean: Here's a good "Conversations With Sean"...
Sonya: You can't write your own.
Sean ..."Life is good, watch some Smallville, catch a buzz..."
Sonya: You can't write your own.
Sean: Oh.

Later...

(Sean's on the computer)
Sonya: I thought we were going to watch some Smallville and catch a buzz.
Sean: We is.
Sonya: Now that's a good "Converations with Sean."